If you suddenly discover that the person you're talking to is a numbskull, respond with numbface: let all the muscles in your face go limp and defocus your gaze so that you're looking through him instead of at him (it will be a male). If you don't have the stomach for this, I recommend visualizing a magic pen drawing a red X through his entire upper body. This should destroy all potential for friendship. You're now free to make better friends with which to start your own firm.
Friday, October 21, 2011
Avoid a dumb ass
Time spent patronizing a moron is bad for the economy. This possibilities production frontier proves it:
If you suddenly discover that the person you're talking to is a numbskull, respond with numbface: let all the muscles in your face go limp and defocus your gaze so that you're looking through him instead of at him (it will be a male). If you don't have the stomach for this, I recommend visualizing a magic pen drawing a red X through his entire upper body. This should destroy all potential for friendship. You're now free to make better friends with which to start your own firm.
If you suddenly discover that the person you're talking to is a numbskull, respond with numbface: let all the muscles in your face go limp and defocus your gaze so that you're looking through him instead of at him (it will be a male). If you don't have the stomach for this, I recommend visualizing a magic pen drawing a red X through his entire upper body. This should destroy all potential for friendship. You're now free to make better friends with which to start your own firm.
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